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Asian Massage Parlours Little Saigon

Vietnam Part 0 – Prequel (Asian Massage Parlour)

I had known that Asian massage parlors (AMP) in the US could offer happy endings.  How prevalent this was I did not know.  For a decade I lived near a no man’s land of cheap rent, dotted with quarries, industrial buildings, tattoo parlours, and massage parlours.  In spite of living near that area for a decade, the massage parlours never intrigued me and went on unnoticed.
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Mongers First Trip to Pattaya

On my last morning in Bangkok I hire a taxi to take me to Pattaya! I agreed a 1400 baht taxi fare.  Check in at Honey Inn hotel at soi Honey (soi11 second road), 900 baht per night low season a good and clean hotel, girl friendly, a little bit noise at night if you arrive until 2am I had to wear earplugs for two nights. I was at the Sin City very excited to be in Pattaya.
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Portuguese Monger First Trip to Bangkok Thailand

This was my first time mongering in southeast Asia, never been to Asia before, for the first time I choose Thailand the Land of Smiles. Read a lot about mongering in Thailand and get all the information I need for this trip. Book a flight with Fly Emirates flying from Lisbon to Dubai and from Dubai to Bangkok.  The flight take about 16 hours including the connection at Dubai airport.
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China Massage Saigon Vietnam

Mongering Vietnam – Part 3 (The Final Round?)

I already had two great experiences in Vietnam with two girls of vastly different personalities and environments.  The first was the absolutely luxurious and sensual happy ending massage at Minh Minh Tam where Thuy/Tuyet was athletic, strong minded, professional, and highly skilled.  The second was Full Service at Hai Yen where the markedly girly and timid Thuy made her efforts to please me with little touches here and there.
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Hai Yen Saigon Vietnam

Mongering Vietnam – Part 2

I’ve always thought of Vietnamese women in the States as petite and strong-willed.  Tiny fireballs that hang out with guys with riced up cars, excelling at school and career, walking around with highlighted straightened hair and 3 inch heels because they are petite.  They work really hard but party really hard.  This is my stereotypical view and I was hoping for a tiny petite fun loving Vietnam girl during my visit to the former French colony.
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Iron Club Gogo Blowjob Pattaya

Best night I ever had in a go-go bar

What’s up guys? This is Tim from Goodbye Boring Life. I’m currently traveling around in Thailand and I’m having a blast! You can read all my stories back at my webpage.

I tell stories about what I do in Thailand. I also make travel tips, dating tips, mongering tips, tell you my thoughts and much more. Whenever I goto a new place I make a Location Report of that place, and tell you if it’s a good place to say goodbye to your boring life. 🙂
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Chinese Streetwalker Geylang Singapore

Singapore – Geylang, Part 4 (the Unexpected Mainlander)

I’m a naive monger.  I’ve only tried mongering a handful of times and I’m still just as nervous every time.  Will I ever get over this nervousness and naivety?  If it goes away does this mean I’m a seasoned monger?  Is this what I want?  Or do I continue to be a newbie and feel like an adventure each time?
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Vietnamese Girls in Singapore Geylang

Singapore – Part 3 (an Unexpected Flower)

I love to travel. Getting on a plane and jetting to a foreign country brings a sense of adventure well beyond the daily grind. I aim for a handful of countries each year. A blowout is when I hit several continents in one year. I travel within the US too, but it pales in comparison to the adventure of a foreign land. I don’t talk much about my travels through my posts, though I treasure them deeply.
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Mongering Singapore

Singapore Part 1 (The Basics)

Before mongering anywhere I always invest an immense amount of time into the research. It’s the product of my cautious and thorough personality coupled with short stays at my destinations. Short trips require thorough research and perfect execution to make the best with time limitations. However in reality unforeseen circumstances arise around every corner so the perfect plan rarely ever happens. This time in Singapore I tried to go more with flow and to not over think it.
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Mongering Kiev Recap

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev.

Recap

Just to recap: Would I recommend Kiev as a good mongering destination? For somewhere completely different my answer is yes and for Ukraine which has recently joined the economic part of the EU, Kiev is still remarkably inexpensive with affordable taxis both in the city and to and from the airport.
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Kiev Incall Outcall

Mongering in Kiev Part 6

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev continued

From the Mission Control Smokers corner the first site I went into was relax kiev and the connection was still slow taking ages for the pages to load. Here there were pages of girls with pictures with telephone contact details starting from 300 (not 3000!!) UAH per hour. After going back to the room to get a pen and some paper to jot down some of the number it was then time to put those free calls from the telephone in the room to the test and every number I called I got the same message – ‘We are unable to connect you to this number.’ They then must have been all premium numbers then, blocked by the hotel.
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Kiev Tour Guide Ukraine MILFs

Mongering in Kiev Part 5

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev continued

First booking the taxi by phone, if you don’t want a bad dishonest man who will charge you too much money you must do this now in Kiev, the guide explained, never get into any taxi in Kiev straight from the street….
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Uzbekistan Girls Kiev Ukraine

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev

Mongering in Kiev Part 4

Yes, handed to me on a plate…
Hearing me shutting the door to the room both girls turned around and the same taller dark, dark hair one who I recognized as the one who pressed herself up against me in the lift had I thought the bigger bootylicious arse of the two. Both smiled and I quite fancied the other one as well with blonde hair, wearing the white tighter leggings despite having smaller tits than ‘Moschino T-shirt’.

The thought of a black hair and blonde hair twosome together got my heart pounding.
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