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Mongering Lviv or Kiev

Conclusion

Regarding the problem I had with sending text messages in Lviv, a problem I have never experienced before when abroad even in the Ukraine, the following morning before leaving for the airport I found a large general mobile showroom shop just up the road close to the hotel.
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Last Night in Lviv

No Missed Calls

It was already dark outside when I awoke from what was an unplanned long afternoon nap. Checking my phone again and disappointed at seeing no missed calls I rang the same number again which went straight through to the same crackly answer machine making me think that maybe those 2 birds in the bush had now flown away.
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Sunday Girl in Lviv

Breakfast in Lviv

Slept like a log waking up very refreshed just in time for breakfast which despite them starting to clear away when I arrived I found they still had a good selection of food left, but above all I was spared being with the annoying crowds of the other guests. Of note from the juice bar I tried for the first time a local Ukrainian juice concoction called Kompot and the coffee too was very good.
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Saturday Night Lviv Ukraine

Saturday Night in Lviv

Saturday night and I’m sitting in my hotel room in downtown Lviv getting effectively high on good shit quality Ukraine vodka (mixed as a chaser with apple juice) complimenting the beers well, a good tip introduced to me once in Bulgaria.
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Lviv Part 2

Just arrived early this morning fresh off the plane in what might be one of Ukraine’s most loveliest cities, Lviv, pronounced ‘luh -veev.’ Have checked into the hotel, unpacked and now have got all that out of the way enthusiastic as always to be in a new foreign place cannot wait to get outside again into that agreeable sunshine and just walk around and explore things at my leisure.
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Lviv Ukraine Monger Weekend

Captain Matt (a.k.a Monger) returns to the Ukraine for a long Weekend

Just as the summer was about to come to an end I found myself being able to take some time off, so thinking about taking just a long weekend away to lift ones spirits I chose to go back to the Ukraine, but this time not back to Kiev the capital but to another city, something new, something different, just what I needed even if it was going to be a bit out of season, not as warm weatherwise and a bit outside my comfort zone.
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Kiev Mongering Recap

Kiev or Kyiv Recap

Land of Unsmiles

Like most of the countries in Eastern Europe including the Russian Federation and the Ukraine, they don’t smile a lot but who really gives a damn 😋. There are though a lot of similarities between the Ukraine and Thailand Land of Smiles.
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Expensive Wank In Kiev Ukraine

Continuing My Mongering Travelogue Through Three Countries

Kiev final part, A Sweltering Hot Sunday.

Waking up on my last morning in  Kiev with a not used to hangover and not bothering with the hotel breakfast I got up at my leisure mid morning, enjoying instead a cheese toasted sandwich with coffee on the hotel terrace while I checked and answered a few emails. Apart from some more walking later no doubt, which I enjoy a lot, nothing was planned, I would take things as they came and that’s just how I like it.
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Kiev Tourist The Cold War

Continuing Monger Matt’s Three Country Adventure

Here In Kiev I Get A Feel Of The Cold War

The next day in Kiev I rose early to first check out the hotel breakfast offerings before it got too crowded but not really fancying anything as nothing looked appealing to me, the breakfast was pretty basic really, I just had a coffee and sitting at a large table all to myself I finished planning the rest of my day which would take in the State Aviation Museum, giving me a feel of the cold war, before doing a bit more Kiev sightseeing.
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Threesome in Kiev Ukkraine

First Night in Kiev

Thinking of dinner I decided to celebrate the first night of my holiday in Kiev with a bit of style and have dinner in Vapiano, in the Arena City complex.
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Mongering from Kiev to Baku and Bulgaria

Monger Matt Conquers Central Asia and Eastern Europe

All work and no play is enough to drive anyone mad. After being very ill with that very nasty flu virus thing over the Christmas period leaving me weak and feeling too unwell to even think about travel even though I had at one point considered a quick short break getaway to hopefully sunny Cyprus if the fare was right at the time, and grinning (not) and bearing another British and quite frankly total washout long Easter Bank holiday weekend recently where it did nothing but rain, constantly, the spring time Monger inside of me was saying enough is enough – all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Best Sex Vacations Around the World

Best Sex Vacations around the World Part II

When I book a vacation around the world I always have the availability of sex at my chosen destination as a priority.  Free sex is good for those who can get it, but I mean P4P or pay for pleasure, mongering sex with whores, prostitutes, freelancers, escorts, bar girls, semi pro girls, call them what you will.
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Mongering Kiev Recap

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev.

Recap

Just to recap: Would I recommend Kiev as a good mongering destination? For somewhere completely different my answer is yes and for Ukraine which has recently joined the economic part of the EU, Kiev is still remarkably inexpensive with affordable taxis both in the city and to and from the airport.
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Kiev Incall Outcall

Mongering in Kiev Part 6

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev continued

From the Mission Control Smokers corner the first site I went into was relax kiev and the connection was still slow taking ages for the pages to load. Here there were pages of girls with pictures with telephone contact details starting from 300 (not 3000!!) UAH per hour. After going back to the room to get a pen and some paper to jot down some of the number it was then time to put those free calls from the telephone in the room to the test and every number I called I got the same message – ‘We are unable to connect you to this number.’ They then must have been all premium numbers then, blocked by the hotel.
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Kiev Tour Guide Ukraine MILFs

Mongering in Kiev Part 5

A Mongers travelogue to Kiev continued

First booking the taxi by phone, if you don’t want a bad dishonest man who will charge you too much money you must do this now in Kiev, the guide explained, never get into any taxi in Kiev straight from the street….
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A Mongers travelogue to Kiev

Mongering in Kiev Part 4

Yes, handed to me on a plate…
Hearing me shutting the door to the room both girls turned around and the same taller dark, dark hair one who I recognized as the one who pressed herself up against me in the lift had I thought the bigger bootylicious arse of the two. Both smiled and I quite fancied the other one as well with blonde hair, wearing the white tighter leggings despite having smaller tits than ‘Moschino T-shirt’.

The thought of a black hair and blonde hair twosome together got my heart pounding.
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