Return to Germany – Part 3, FKK Virgin continued (Round 2)
The great thing about a FKK is that there is no shame. Every guy is there to fuck. Every woman in the FKK is there to let you fuck them. Every woman is naked. Every man is naked. No one cares if you’re short or if your dick is small, we’re all there for the same reason. As long as you’re not utterly disgusting and you are decent, you’ll get laid. The girls just want your money.
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Return to Germany – Part 2, FKK Virgin continued (Round 1)
I walked into the locker room of FKK Sunshine in Munich, to see gorgeous naked girls just prancing about and I fucking drooled. I hadn’t even paid them yet and they were already naked. I couldn’t wait to start fucking the eye candy.
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FKK Virgin Return To Germany Part 1
I am Naive
The first time you visit an FKK in Germany is amazing. Every girl is walking around naked and you can fuck any one of them. Yes… I repeat, any one of them! It’s not a game or fantasy you walked into, but reality beyond wildest dreams. When a gorgeous topless girl sits down next to you and her tits are already pointing at your face, you don’t have to slap yourself to do a reality check, it’s real. Grab them if you don’t believe yourself!
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It was my fourth month of quarantine living in New York, and I was no longer satisfied with what the internet and my little apartment could give me. Staying in the city that never sleeps loses some of its magic when quarantined. So, that night, I decided to see if I could order some good old fashioned take-out.
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Regarding the problem I had with sending text messages in Lviv, a problem I have never experienced before when abroad even in the Ukraine, the following morning before leaving for the airport I found a large general mobile showroom shop just up the road close to the hotel.
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No Missed Calls
It was already dark outside when I awoke from what was an unplanned long afternoon nap. Checking my phone again and disappointed at seeing no missed calls I rang the same number again which went straight through to the same crackly answer machine making me think that maybe those 2 birds in the bush had now flown away.
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Brazil Part 5 – Sao Paulo, a Wintery Session
I didn’t want to try anything in Sao Paulo. Sal Paolo, is an utterly massive city and a complete mess of traffic. Every few blocks looked unsafe. In Sao Paulo, luxury condos behind barbed wire and electric fences are never a step or two away from the decrepit and penniless.
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Breakfast in Lviv
Slept like a log waking up very refreshed just in time for breakfast which despite them starting to clear away when I arrived I found they still had a good selection of food left, but above all I was spared being with the annoying crowds of the other guests. Of note from the juice bar I tried for the first time a local Ukrainian juice concoction called Kompot and the coffee too was very good.
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Brazil Part 4 of 6 – Massage Parlour
The other night, Cacau sent me a link to a website of her massage parlour called “Gatas Curitibanas”. I had come across that a few days earlier but I had thought it was yet another one of many numerous escort listing sites.
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Saturday Night in Lviv
Saturday night and I’m sitting in my hotel room in downtown Lviv getting effectively high on good shit quality Ukraine vodka (mixed as a chaser with apple juice) complimenting the beers well, a good tip introduced to me once in Bulgaria.
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Brazil Part 3 of 6 – Why is this so difficult?
Browsing websites in Curitiba, I wondered if the girls really looked as good as their pictures. Many have gorgeous professional pictures that are fabulous. They usually show “everything* except for the blurred out face.
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Brazil Part 1 of 6 – Getting Started
I wrote up my first trip report to Curitiba in Brazil over a year ago, but as with life, things change and some things get put on hold. This is one of them.
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Lviv Part 2
Just arrived early this morning fresh off the plane in what might be one of Ukraine’s most loveliest cities, Lviv, pronounced ‘luh -veev.’ Have checked into the hotel, unpacked and now have got all that out of the way enthusiastic as always to be in a new foreign place cannot wait to get outside again into that agreeable sunshine and just walk around and explore things at my leisure.
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Dubai Part 8 – Indian Pakistani Night Part 2
I was somewhat familiar with Indians where I live, and along side of them is a very sizeable Pakistani population. I knew very little about Pakistanis other than they were majority Muslims. I thought they were of the same ethnic group as the Indians but only split by religion and political divide, but that’s only my uneducated perception.
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Captain Matt (a.k.a Monger) returns to the Ukraine for a long Weekend
Just as the summer was about to come to an end I found myself being able to take some time off, so thinking about taking just a long weekend away to lift ones spirits I chose to go back to the Ukraine, but this time not back to Kiev the capital but to another city, something new, something different, just what I needed even if it was going to be a bit out of season, not as warm weatherwise and a bit outside my comfort zone.
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Excitement was the word that could best describe the feeling that Scott had about his first trip to London. When he was a kid, he always read a lot of beautiful stories about the beauty of the city as well as the history of its houses.
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