It was my fourth month of quarantine living in New York, and I was no longer satisfied with what the internet and my little apartment could give me. Staying in the city that never sleeps loses some of its magic when quarantined. So, that night, I decided to see if I could order some good old fashioned take-out.
Looking for Take Out
I like the Asian girls, I really can’t help myself when it comes to that orange chicken, but with the coronav irus scare still going, it was nigh impossible to find a decent source of Asian.
So I started hitting my sources for some chocolate instead. I don’t mind hispanic chicks, in fact I almost preferred them. But in my experiences the ones in New York tended to have a bit more lip and sass, and nothing kills the mood faster then a girl who has the sass to try and renegotiate while you’re in the middle of things. Luckily in New York, that’s not much of a filter, and so I ended up finding a lot of choices, but I had to choose quickly. It was already late, and some of these take-out orders take a lot longer to get there, and I didn’t want to fight horniness and sleepiness at the same time.
I had a few sites that I liked, but because of the quarantine a lot of them didn’t have any updates. The only one was a website called Cityxguide, which generally has girls that are African and american/Hispanic.
After setting the filter for the borough, I started my search. The profiles more or less tell you what you are in for. If an ad has a lot of sass, or asks things that are unreasonable (100 dollar surcharge for Uber) then you know that girl is gonna be just as stingy in bed. At the same time a girl who posts “No Limits” will often post “No Greek” right after; it always pays to read things to the end, I guess.
Found a Stray Kat
The annoying part of the process is calling up the girls and seeing if they live up to their advertisements. Some girls will promise the world, then tell you a list so long you swear they should just say no sex and be done with it. After a few calls I narrowed it down to two girls that talked the talk. One was a petite girl, and the other was a black milf.
I liked milfs, but not when they charge like they have the body of an 18 year old, so I called back the girl; her stage name was Kitten, she came from Philly, and she was gonna be at my place in 20 minutes.
Thirty Minutes Later
She appeared at my door wearing an outfit like she was dipping out to the drug store, but I was cool with it. In New York if you want quality you have to pay for it, and I was not looking to take her out to the country club, anyways. I took her up to my room, and we started to chat. She was a nice enough girl, but with the way she was going, I could tell that she was not gonna shut up, and I didnt want to be pissed off if she turned out to be a clock watcher, so I pushed her down on her knees, took off my pants, and she knew the rest. She was freaky, too. Her oral was nothing to be impressed about, but when she said “choke me” I had a feeling. In these cases you have to ask a lot of questions, but it seemed she was all good for the hardcore stuff so I didn’t complain.
After two hours, we left our mutual ways. She seemed to have her pimp pick her up, but I got what I wanted, so I went to bed satisfied and ready for the next day.