After two nights back in Bangkok, I return to Pattaya for the third time during this extended trip to Asia. I was staying in Pattaya for at least a week and from there I would decide if to continue to travel around Asia, maybe the Philippines or return home.
Bangkok to Pattaya
Took the bus to Pattaya from Ekamai in Bangkok. At the bus station in Pattaya got on a baht bus where they would take each individual to their hotel or nearby.
I gave him a 100 baht and should have got some change but not press the point. Generally its 60 baht. On the road my suitcase nearly flew out of the back of the baht bus.
Sawasdee Siam Hotel Soi Buakhao
I was staying at the Sawasdee Siam hotel at the corner of Soi Buakhao. Iv stayed here before, its cheap, budget accommodation, comfortable, good pool, problem is full of Russians, this stay was no exception.
Its girl friendly and had many Tinder visitors here before. Soi Buakhao is in the centre of the mongering action in Pattaya, but not the best place for some peace and quiet during downtime and wanting to relax. Lots of bars nearby staying open until dawn.
Soi Buakhao Bar Crawl
Out that first night in Pattaya, something to eat at the Devonshire, good western food not too pricey, lots of restaurants to choose from on the little sois off of Soi Buakhao.
Just stayed local, not want to walk far in the heat and humidity. Watched a few fuglies in Oasis Agogo. Have one beer at 65B a girl joins me and she is quite sweet. I touch one of her tattoos and they are just transfers. She scared to have real ones, so just puts on transfers to fit in, lol.
I check out a few gogos around Soi LK Metro. Not much happening mostly fuglies in Kiss and Touch. In Destiny I get chatting to Brian the manager who use to run Kittens back in 2005 and Living Dolls, he is really friendly and have a good chat with him. He is convinced mobile phones and the internet(smart phones) is why most of the best girls have left the sex industry. Many gogos now he tells me want 2000 baht just for the barfine. Cheapest around 800 baht.
Beer Bar Joy
Later I head back down to the Joy beer bar where I had last barfined in Pattaya. The bar girls don’t remember me.
There is a new bar girl working there mixed race, half Kenyan, half Thai, cute. Considering barfining her, if not tonight then for sure another night. Bafine was 400 baht and will do short time for 1000 baht.
Get chatting to an old tall skinny Ozzie guy on a liquid diet, lives with two ladyboys. His advice was to keep an open mind, only in Pattaya. If your into Ladyboys or curious there are lots of exclusive ladyboy bars all along Soi Buakhauo.
Decide to call it a night and walk back to Sawasdee Siam hotel from the Joy Beer bar alone. The hotel is not far only 2 minutes and notice a curvy cute African streetwalker. I make small talk with her and she is up for a session back at the hotel.
Walk of Envy
There are Russians sat outside the hotel restaurant playing cards etc and in her sexy little outfit makes them well jealous. Never understood taking your wife or girlfriend on holiday to Pattaya. Bit like Travis taking his date to a porn cinema in Taxi Driver. Still its not an ideal situation bringing girls back from the street or the bar to the Sawasdee Siam, bit like the walk of shame, not quite shame, just uncomfortable. Room visits via Tinder is the better option if want to remain discrete, envious of mongers who just don’t give a shit and enjoy every moment like it is there last.
Oh well have to give her a good seeing to back in the hotel room just for them. Agreed to 1000 baht short time. Great BBBJ. 3 different positions on the bed. She was a little older in the harsh light of the hotel room and body a little saggy in places when naked, but cant complain for 1000 baht.
Relax Pattaya Beach
The next morning in Pattaya do some admin, setup a new sim for just 8 days as will either be in the Philippines or back home within a week. I also do some more research on condom sizes and purchase some comfort fit rather than featherlite. Much better fit.
During the day I would mostly try and relax on Pattaya beach, can be difficult with all the comings and goings. Also did a lot of sea swimming. Got chatting to a retired expat on the beach one day. He has a condo in Pattaya and also one in Sri Lanka, he recommends visit Galle, Without explicitly saying so girls were available there. Anyone have any experience travelling in Sri Lanka? Leave a comment below.
Tinder In Call
Back in the hotel Im feeling horny and get active on Tinder as fancy an in call rather than hitting the bars and streets. There is a sexy young Thai girl although more petite than young in her early twenties up for a visit.
After much negotiation settle on 1200 baht short time in my hotel room. so wait for her to arrive. This is a lot cheaper than short time from the beer bars. The least this will set you back is 2000 baht after barfines and drinks etc.
She arrives late, with her blowjob utility bag which I intend to put to good use. She is cute, tiny and hot. Shower then strips off, shaved pussy and her tummy a bit fucked up. But she sucks my cock real good, licking even slapping my erection. I want to explode. Decide to fuck her with a pillow over her head, as she is making a lot of noise. Good session, mongering in Pattaya is still good. I wish Tinder worked like this back home, rather than paying exploitative joining fees with Seeking Arrangements etc.
Flight Back Home Booked
In Pattaya spending about 1500 baht a day on food and drink. Spent 4K the last few days just on sex. Wednesdays in Pattaya the beach is closed for holiday, dont understand that, remembered the pool on top of Mikes Plaza, but closed down now, someone tells me shut over 3 years ago now.
So was going to be spending the day by the pool in Sawasdee Siam with all the Russians. That day in Pattaya decided had enough of all this sun, sex, sand and beer and booked my flight home in a few days. I need to remember when I pissed off in the office wishing that I was here, that I get pissed off here too, I am doing something wrong. One problem was had unfinished financial affairs back home, like tax for one which reared their ugly head while on the road in Asia. If your going to do an extended trip with no definite return date, make sure you have tied up all loose ends especially financial back home. Sods law and all that, they will return to haunt you.
Second Road Beer Bar
The next evening in Pattaya walk down to second road and there is a really good rock band playing in one of the beer bars so stop there for a while. The rock band are Filipino with a female singer that took requests from the customers. Amazes me how they can just do a great cover of any song requested.
So im sat at the back enjoying the entertainment, its wet outside raining hard, flooded. I feel something hit my lap, look down and there is a rat looking up at me, then he jumps off me to an old couple sat the table beside me, the woman jumps up and runs out screaming. Mamasan comes over to me, asking whats wrong? Tell her about the rat, and she just laughs and walks off. Only in Pattaya.
Price drop short time
To compensate a very pleasant looking bar girl joins me and decide to buy her a ladydrink. She will do short time, she wants short time, wants 2000 baht, barfine is 500 baht. I would not mind but not really horny as just had two good nights mongering in Pattaya. She drops to 1500 baht, tempting but still just enjoying the moment with her and the live music. She then drops to 1000 baht, now that is an offer I cannot refuse. She wants to meet discreetly outside the beer bar and goes off to get her things after clearing my bill.
That tight red dress really does it for me, those Russians outside the Sawasdee Siam are going to be so jealous with my latest catch, bringing a different hot girl back every night. In the hotel, up for a good session, but not really horny. We have a little cuddle on the bed and this gets me turned on and we have some good sex. Another good night mongering in Pattaya, without trying to hard, or spending too much money and some entertainment in between. This beer bar became a regular for me for my remaining few nights in Pattaya.
Soi 6 Hairy Pussy
A day later in Pattaya after spending a few hours on the beach, decided to check out Soi 6. Soi 6, late afternoon can get really busy with available girls for short time. Most of the bars have short time rooms in the back and the prices are good for a quickie. I was feeling horny so was well up for a quickie with a bar girl along Soi 6, just needed to find one that ticked the boxes from all the 100s available. The first bar I come to along soi 6 from the beach road end and there are some nice Thai bar girls outside. Decide to walk the whole stretch of Soi 6 but not see anything better so head back down to the first bar. Lucky the nice girls were still there.
I choose a tall pretty Thai girl stood outside with large spectacles on. Sit inside the bar with her for a while and have a beer then take her up to the room. Total damage was 1300 baht including short time room. We shower together and she has one of those lovely Thai hairy pussies, she gets down and gives some great BBBJ.
Get down to fuck and a little dry, could have done with some gel. I started to think maybe she used to be a he, a ladyboy. Not with a nice pussy like that surely. I asked if she had any children, just one. She had a huge tattoo on her back which cost her 10000 baht.
African In Call Tinder
My last day and night in Pattaya book taxi to airport for 1100 baht outside hotel. Horny, chat to an African girl on Tinder, not many on there this time, wish there were more. She up for a room visit and will be there in 15 minutes. When she arrives, realised I have had her before a year or two back in Pattaya that time a threesome with her friend.
She not remember me, she tell me she has fucked so many guys. She enjoys her job. Great BBBJ, good fuck, very wet, needed a bigger cock.
Pattaya still the best
So thats it, my final week mongering in Pattaya was a good one. Pattaya still hard to beat in Asia with Tinder and the beer bars being your best bet.