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It’s still the good old days in Vietnam

MySexPedition in Vietnam

I don’t go as far back as some old hands. But I’ve been spending most of my time in Asia for several years now. And Vietnam is without a doubt one of the hottest locations. Yet, people barely talk about it as a destination for men. Maybe that is one of the reasons it is still so good.

Actually, I think it’s because there is no tourist-style industry in place for guys to walk off an airplane and get swept away into a resort town with go go bars. But isn’t the whole point of travel to experience new things? If you want to speak English and hang out with people from your own country all the time, why not just stay home?

Of course, it depends on your perspective. There are guys who worked their whole lives and just want to enjoy retirement in warm weather with a lot of hot women around. They don’t want to go searching in unknown lands. And I can respect that. But as I’ll show, Vietnam could be good for them too.

Happy endings in HCMC

Believe it or not, but the local scene is actually huge. There are sex shops of various kinds in pretty much every part of Vietnam. I’ve even found karaoke clubs and blowjob barber shops in rural areas with a single road.

Saigon clearly has the most going for it in this area though. The bread and butter of the erotic industry in town are hand jobs and blowjobs. Some guys aren’t into these kinds of services. But when they’re done by experts they can rival the best sex in my opinion. Especially when they’re so cheap.

You won’t see any signs that say “get a blowjob here.” But if you can memorize even a few phrases in Vietnamese, you will find what is basically the local equivalent. Vietnamese is written in the same alphabet we use, more or less. So it’s not hard to read, even if it is hard to speak.

“Hot toc goi dau” actually means “hair cut and shampoo.” But a lot of places with signs like that are actually just blowjob shops. When you walk in, you won’t see any barber. Just some chicks in short dresses, ready to give you “massage.” You go upstairs or in back to a semi-private booth with a massage table and a sink. Then she pulls down her dress and goes to work.

The most well-known hot tocs for foreigners are on a short street called Nguyen Phi Khanh . But foreign guys often overpay there, so they basically expect 400,000 or 500,000 Dong for service now. At $17-21 American, that’s not a lot of money. But it’s actually double what most locals pay. If you find any of the dozens of other places around Saigon, you can still pay 200,000 VND or less. I just found a $6 blowjob shop by accident recently.

Hand jobs in Saigon

Hand jobs are even easier to find. And they usually come with a real full body massage, bathing service and sauna. Don’t worry, you can skip the sauna if you want. Especially when it’s 40 degrees in Saigon.

A lot of the small parlours with sexy chicks in short dresses have all kinds of options. But it’s all up to the chick and your negotiation. Some guys get ripped off in these places. I read reports online and balk. But many three star hotels have 24 hour massage inside. And that’s almost always meant for men.

Just look for neon signs in English that say “Massage 24/7” or something like it. Roll up and get a VIP room. They’ll escort you there and give you a fresh fruit dish and drink of your choice. Then a cute chick in a short skirt shows up to take care of you. She’ll strip you, wash you head to toe, massage you top to bottom, then give you a great happy ending by hand. It’s not a girlfriend experience at all. But it’s pure customer-centered service. And that’s good too. Typically this costs less than what the Pattaya walking street go go bars now charge for a barfine.

Full service can be found

Then there are the full service options. Some people seem to think there aren’t any. But in fact, there are a ton! There are cheap street walkers, hotel girls, WeChat prostitutes, escorts, freelancers, massage girls, and a whole lot more.

You can find cheap street walkers on Hai Ba Trung street across from the park in District 3 . They’re there every night. And usually all night too. A lot of them are middle aged. Some are chunky. But once in a while a hot one will show up too. The prices can’t be beat. We’re talking small change.

WeChat chicks can be found by looking for “people around me” on the WeChat app. They come right to your room. They’re definitely all about the short time, but it’s on demand service. They usually ask foreigners $100 right off the bat. But they’ll take $50. Some of them are surprisingly sexy.

Escorts can be found online. If you learn some Vietnamese you can use the local sites and get very hot chicks for very little money. We’re talking about 500,000 VND for full service with a 19 year old here. But it takes some work if you don’t speak the language.

18yo vietnam teen
18 yo vietnam teen

Freelancers who specialize in foreigners can be found in all the clubs. The hustlers usually go to Apocalypse Now and demand $100 cash. Better ladies can be found in some of the more upscale places. They aren’t so quick to talk about money.

Locating Vietnamese knocking shops isn’t too hard. They open and close all the time, so there’s no sense listing them. But many are out by the airport. And others are along the canal. It’s totally possible to walk into these places and screw any of the chicks there for $50 US or less.

Then there’s even a street called “Alley 15A” filled with full service places for foreigners who don’t want to go the local route. It’s mostly Japanese and Korean guys around there. But they’ll take anyone as long as they aren’t Vietnamese. The prices are high though at about 3,000,000 VND. That’s more than a hundred bucks American.

They have hostess bars too. But the chicks are even less likely to leave with you then they are over in Phnom Penh. They’re not great value for money. Yet you see lots of foreign guys in them every night. I guess that’s why word gets around that there’s nothing going on in HCMC!

Dating Viet chicks

And one of the best and most overlooked aspects of Vietnam in general is the dating scene. It used to be very tough with conservative women and a lack of English. To some extent, that persists. But man, things are changing fast!

It’s no exaggeration to say that I can get laid as much as I want when I am in Vietnam. I actually find myself turning down dates all the time. Because the cheap blowjobs and dating scene is just overwhelming. There are tens of millions of available women, and many of them are very sexy.

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vietnamese-teen-ASD

You can hop on the usual apps and dating sites and be in contact with as many women as you want in a matter of hours. If you are able to ask them out that day, your odds greatly increase. And it isn’t just for young studs. Vietnam seems to care less about age difference than any other place in Asia. Go to Walking Street at night and you’ll see tons of very old white and Asian dudes in the mix, walking around with local women in their twenties. It’s not out of the norm at all, and no one even bats an eyelid!

But what if you’re not comfortable with a big age difference? No problemo. Even the older Viet chicks can be nice. I’m not a cougar chaser, but even I have found some excellent MILFs in Vietnam.

vietnam milf
Vietnamese milf

And they are usually great ladies to have around too. You could do worse than to get a Vietnamese girlfriend, or even a wife if that’s what you’re into.

In terms of women, paid fun and dating, Ho Chi Minh City is a megalopolis that delivers. There’s no “Hangover Nightlife Tours” or English speaking touts trying to get you into ping pong shows. But there is a ton of opportunity for the horny man with a hard on.

By Enzo MySexPedition

9 thoughts on “It’s still the good old days in Vietnam”

  1. I heard the Vietnamese working girls are very attractive, taller, lighter skinned with pointier noses than the average shorter darker and tubbyThai bar girl stereotype from Issan.

    1. Of course it will depend on your taste. But Vietnamese chicks are without question lighter skinned than most Isan girls. And it’s still pretty rare to see a fat girl. I don’t know about the “pointy noses” though.

    2. What you “heard” is the very complete opposite about viet women … very short, dark tan or tan wide noses unless they had a nose job …

    3. Excellent guest report from Enzo on Vietnam and Saigon. What I can say is Vietnamese women have their own take on Asian looks, they look different in the same way poles look different to English especially to Asian visitors. When they are cute they are very cute.

      Im late on my reports. But even though the mongering in Saigon is different is is pretty easy to find. Massage parlours are big down certain roads especially those catering to mostly other asian visitors, Japanese and Korean.

      Some of the bar girls are cute. Although they have to play just the hostess they will happily give you there phone number and meet you after work at your hotel. Im still in touch with one and would love to go back and spend more time with her 🙂 Here we go again….

  2. The Hot Toc BJ bars are good value. However all the Vietnam escort sites that I see on the Internet want USD$300 per hour…

  3. You can hop on the dating sites and be in contact with as many women as you want in a matter of hours. If you are able to ask them out that day

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