If you have not been to Dubai, go there. Go there now. Go there before something changes. Go there and indulge in the flavors of the world.
Dubai has the most amazing variety of working girls anywhere in the world and options galore. In a matter of a few days, I managed to score Filipina, Thai, Viet, Kazakh, and even an abaya wearing Muslim.
About a month before my trip to Dubai I get on the internet and there isn’t much info. I delve into the forums and you are scraping for the tiniest bit of flesh. Why is there so little info out there? It’s widely known that prostitution in the UAE is illegal but it’s rampant so why so hushed? In Malaysia, it’s illegal but rampant and openly talked and advertised on the web. In Vietnam it’s illegal, there’s not much info but that’s because there isn’t much foreigner penetration. In Dubai it’s illegal but rampant but no one wants to share and talk about it…
Scarce and Cryptic
You get into a forum like International Sex Guide (ISG) and you read cryptic posts such as, “I went to the Happy Place in the area of beach royalty. Look for the building with a name that sounds like a queen. Miss L wasn’t available so settled on Miss P and I gave her extra three reds”. WTF??? I don’t know why they are so damn secretive. Are they playing gods by not releasing info? Or are they protecting their prized establishments? Or are they keeping newbs at bay? Or are they trying to not give it away to authorities? Whatever it is, I hate it.
I started looking elsewhere. I looked at Sammy Boy and Sex141 where Asian mongers don’t have too many qualms about sharing, though the reports were scarce, I did find them helpful. Eventually I broke down and started to private message the senior members. From them I did get help but it was only because I had a proven track record in other forums. After my Dubai trip, I gave my reports but I used the same “I went to the Palm tree place spa near the clock and saw Miss Q” type of bullshit.
The UAE has bullshit rules about guests in your hotel room. Some hotels have a strict no visitor policy. If they were not registered at check in, then they will not be allowed. They will be stopped at the elevator bank or you will get a phone call in your room by hotel security. This is what they call “Red”.
Some hotels will allow you to bring a visitor as long as they show an ID and pay a fee. This is called “yellow”. Usually the fee is 100 AED. In the big picture, I would not bother with yellow hotels. You’re going to be spending over 1,000 AED (~$300 USD) for each night you go out. I would just get a green hotel to avoid hassle unless you’re really tight on cash. If you’re tight on cash, don’t go to Dubai!
Green, Double Occupancy
Some hotels allow you to bring a visitor as long as you booked double occupancy AND the visitor shows ID. Some hotels charge 100 AED a day extra for double occupancy and some do not. I’ve found that 4 and 5 star hotels generally do not charge extra for double occupancy. Regardless if they charge extra or not, the privilege for double occupancy and to bring a visitor to your room at any time with ID is called “green” and this is what you should look for at any hotel to avoid hassle.
The law requires ID to be logged for all registered guests and visitors who wish to visit your room. There is no way to circumvent this as this is UAE law and often they will be watching you via camera or with a guard at the elevator bank that has the hotel guest list . ALWAYS book a double occupancy to avoid questions. It’s simply not worth it after paying taxi, then 100 to 150 AED to get into the club, pick up the stunner of your dreams, bring her back only to be denied entry. You will end up losing that money, paying return taxi for the girl, and you’ll have to pay her something for her time and for her entrance fee into the club. You’ll be out 500-800 AED with blue balls and be red in the face. Always book double occupancy.
Now she might take you back to her place if it’s feasible or she might take you to a hotel where the both of you will check into but that’s quite a hassle and an extra expense.
Do your research. Call the hotels. Talk to reservations and talk to the front desk and read the forums for up to date info that changes constantly.
Dubai Mongering Options
There are a lot of options in Dubai. I only indulged in clubs and AMP. I entertained WeChat, escorts, and private apartments but never went through with them.
Bars and Clubs
By far the biggest scene. Certain bars and clubs are crawling with working girls. I believe laws require that all bars and clubs be in some type of hotel. Some are low end hotels and some are even in 4 and 5 star hotels. The clubs, bars and hotels are all in on it. The government is in on it. Working girls pay to get into these bars/clubs.Guys pay to get in. Working girls and pimps pay for table service. Girls and guys pay for drinks, hotel rooms, taxis, and food. Sex tourists spend tons of money in Dubai and law enforcement *selectively* turns a blind eye to bring in the money into Dubai and it goes on and on and the on.
Massage Parlour and Spa
There is a huge massage scene in Dubai. There are low end and mid grade places that offer HE, BJ, B2B, and even full service. There are licensed and unlicensed parlours. If you get caught in a licensed one, the blame is on the parlour and not you. Whether or not there are extras, one needs a bit of local intel to not waste your time. You can pick calling cards up off the street but quality can be poor without intel. Don’t think you can walk into any random place and get a happy ending either. Many places are completely legit.
There are escorts to be found in Dubai on Massage Republic (MR), WeChat, Viber, etc. Some are freelancers, semi-pros, and agencies and some are fakes. There is a huge price range for this and you can negotiate. The biggest directory is Massage Republic.
These seem to have two forms in Dubai. The first is where a papa-san or mama-san house their girls. They likely supply to an escort agency, list there girls on Massage Republic, or simply where their girls stay when not working the club/bars. The other type of private apartment is where a bunch of freelancers and semi-pros are sharing an apartment as their house.
There are more options, but these are the most common. Through the course of my visit, my favorite was the club and bar scene. Look around, set your targets, play with them and take them back to your hotel.
Dubai is not cheap. On average I spent about 1100 AED a night. That’s over $300 USD a night. Taxi, club entrance, drinks, her fee, her tip, it all adds up.
I was also staying in nice hotels costing $200 USD a night which is alone a huge cost. However the experience I got out of this was top notch. In total expect to spend $500-600 USD a day including hotel. I should also note that almost all the girls I picked up were willing to spend an all nighter with me.
As for girls, the costliest girls are middle Eastern. Lebanese, Moroccan, Turkish, Iranian. Most of these beauties are reserved for the rich Saudis and Arabs who come and spend their big bucks.
Next are high Western European high class escorts. For the common man, the cream of the crop are Russian and Eastern European stunners for 1500 – 2500 AED ($400 – 700) a night. From there it varies… you can pick up girls as low as 400 AED ($110) but it depends on the setting and quality, but even at 400 AED, your paying way more than a you would a Romanian in a German brothel, but you only get 30 mins for 50 Euro in Germany and just a mechanical experience.
There is so much pussy in Dubai but through the couple of days I was there, I only scratched the surface. As a conservative guy who usually doesn’t choose a girl without a lineup, or doesn’t choose a girl without her standing in a window or at the door, the club/bar pickup scene was a huge change for this naive monger and I freaking loved it.
To be continued….
by Mr. Q