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Expensive Wank In Kiev Ukraine

Continuing My Mongering Travelogue Through Three Countries

Kiev final part, A Sweltering Hot Sunday.

Waking up on my last morning in  Kiev with a not used to hangover and not bothering with the hotel breakfast I got up at my leisure mid morning, enjoying instead a cheese toasted sandwich with coffee on the hotel terrace while I checked and answered a few emails. Apart from some more walking later no doubt, which I enjoy a lot, nothing was planned, I would take things as they came and that’s just how I like it.

Walk Around Kiev

After hanging out a bit on both sides of Maiden – Independence Square which being the Kiev equivalent of Piccadilly Circus or Times Square, but without the neon signs and with much nicer architecture, the Square had a nice buzz crowd feel about it, but away now from the buskers and street entertainers and the odd souvenir stall bravely displaying rolls of toilet paper for sale with President Putin’s face on it, I carried on with my walk now up a gentle hill to the amazing green and gold domed Saint Sophia’s Cathedral,

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St Andrew’s Church an 18th Century Baroque masterpiece

followed by a pleasant walk downhill all the way to the lovely old cobbled street of Andriivskyi descent which eventually takes you to the river, but still high above Kiev I then cut back again through a nice park to the Funicular train which also takes you down to this most touristy part of river, but of course much faster.

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The cafe and restaurants part of Maiden Nezalezhnosti – Independence Square

Enjoying the walk which had some nice photo opportunities, but not too excited about seeing the river and masses of other tourists, I then walked back again to Independence Square for a well deserved beer and something to eat.

I Was Being Watched

Here I chose a nice Georgian restaurant right on the square and while I was enjoying some great food with a cold beer and idly just watching the world go by, unknown to me at the time I was also being watched.

Local Massage

With just enough energy now left in my aching legs from all that walking I planned to just walk back as far as Arena City and then get a taxi back to the hotel to rest a bit before hitting the town again. Back on Khreschatyk Street I was handed a flyer advertising massages nearby, just what I needed really, and very handy being in the same building as a bureau de change which I had to use to change more Euros as the one hour massage cost me a steep 1,300 Ukrainian cleaning me out completely.

Manned by a friendly team of young attractive local girls barely in their twenties who I should imagine have seen it all before, I was encouraged to take off all my clothes and lie face down on the table.

Naked Boner

While I was doing this I noticed the masseuses’ tight leggings as she was bending over getting something from one of the shelves and instantly, standing there naked I got a boner and in return I got a smile, and when later I turned over to lay on my back still bollock naked I got a good outline of her nice breasts underneath her gym vest. No holds barred for the customer but definitely with no extras, not even a hint, the massage itself was very good indeed, professional and soothing and had I had the time or was not doing something else I would have definitely made a return visit.

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Will she make eye contact? I wondered and will I get that smile?

But….that is not to say I was then feeling as horny as hell and once outside again after walking a bit hoping for possible eye contact and a smile from any of the more promising looking female occupied benches before sitting down on one myself I thought nothing of the one of dozens of girls walking towards me, until this very attractive blonde about in her mid thirties wearing quite a sexy short white dress stopped to say hello and told me she had seen me earlier sitting eating alone by the square and wondered if I was feeling lonely.

Feeling lonely

First of all getting over the pleasant but surprise shock part we then talked for a while, while she remained standing and then talked business agreeing to her giving me a good time back at the hotel for 80 Euros, more than I would usually have paid but sometimes our cocks override any logic in our brain, and on the way back to the hotel at my suggestion we stopped for a drink at the Fat Lion pub, a nice friendly place I remembered from my previous trip and my date for the night, my girlfriend for a couple of hours, was impressed. Arriving back at the hotel by taxi, much later than planned I first made us a drink in the room and while I went to shower she sat watching the television drinking Johnnie Walker scotch, neat.

A Very Expensive Wank

After showering I found her sitting on the bed in just her underwear, so standing fully nude in front of her I first removed her bra with some added help from her and then cumming instantly, I jerked off over both her lovely round tits and then got her to suck my dick what was left in my balls with no condom and that folks was the end.

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Titty wank

A very expensive wank, almost, and a quick one at that but just what I wanted at the time, calling all the shots, no pun intended, nothing else. After she had showered and left, making my self another drink I relaxed in the room before hitting the town again.

Rested and showered I started the night off with a wonderful stacked high burger at The Burger in Arena City. Surrounded by the beautiful Kiev in-crowd, it was like a scene straight out of Fashion TV but out of my league – different generation, and at around 11pm I got a taxi back to the Hotel Salute for the Night Bar which spot on, cost me 150 Ukrainian, twenty five times more than what the metro would have cost, but of course would have involved a lot of extra walking as well.

The Night Bar

However, being a Sunday night I suppose things were a bit quiet inside the hotel and walking down the deserted corridor past the old soviet marble reception area and getting the lift up to the first floor I knew instantly that this was not going to work. Walking past an empty bar where a macho looking barman was standing there frowning at me I just stuck my head inside the dark entrance of the Night Bar getting a quick glimpse of a couple of girls on the podium but I could see no one else inside, no customers. Then a couple of hostess girls appeared on the scene but were a bit too hard-core and pushy for my liking and one explained that the entrance was 200 Ukrainian and then I take it from there, whatever that meant. No, I wasn’t into this, maybe if it would have been a bit busier with more people inside, or I was with a friend, I may have stayed for at least one drink. Who knows maybe next time I may give it another try. As to theses recent late nights they were way past my bed time, I needed to put a stop to them and also go easy on the mongering, well at least until I got to Baku.

Next, Kiev Recap
By Monger Matt.

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