Bangkok to Pattaya
Taxi picks me up from my hotel in Bangkok and I return to Pattaya after nearly 3 years absence. This time around I had gone for an apartment View Talay on second road right next door to central festival shopping mall.
View Talay Apartment
It was a lovely big apartment in View Talay but only on the 5th floor so not much a view from the balcony. Not sure why I went for an apartment, it was unlikely I was going to be doing any self catering. After unpacking, I was starving, had a sloppy whopper in Burger King and then fell asleep on the couch in my apartment for a few hours.
Years gone by
In years gone by I usually spend the last week or so of my sex vacation in Pattaya. From Bangkok I usually fly out on some sex excursion before heading back to Thailand and then Pattaya. But this year I wanted more time to chill and less time travelling around. I was booked into the View Talay apartment for a week at least.
I also know from past mongering experiences in Pattaya in can take me days before I get into my groove and get some Pattaya Pussy. There is vastly more quantity than quality in Pattaya and each year that margin increases.
Bodega Bar, Second Road
I venture out for my first night out in Pattaya, walk along second road and decide to stop off in the Bodega bar on the corner of soi 13/2 or soi post office. Its pretty busy and I guess from all the cheap charlies sat around, its going to be cheap. Bottle of beer was selling for 80 baht. Sat right amongst them at the bar maybe this was the best way to break myself back into Pattaya. It not take long before got chatting to the barmaids. Coincidence has it she had just returned from Koh Chang with her foreign boyfriend and Koh Chang was on my agenda to visit next, then maybe across the border to Cambodia.
I could tell now she was interested in me, probably scheming for another holiday all expenses paid to Koh Chang. Was not going to happen though, looking around the Pattaya bar girls in the Bodega were mature and past their sell by date. Alot of the cheap charlies had their Thai girlfriends with them, I wish I was not so fussy, would be alot easier, alot cheaper.
Fellow Brit Chit Chat
As I was a Brit she introduced me to a fellow Brit sat beside me, we chatted some and he recommended a cheap monger friendly hotel to stay in only 600 baht a night with rooftop swimming pool. Also an English pub down soi 13/2 where cooked breakfast is only a 100 baht. He had also been to Koh Chang before and also Hua Hin which I was also interested in visiting for the first time. He told me they were more quieter places with some mongering options. I guessed it was more where their Thai girlfriends wanted to go rather than them.
Drunk Foul Mouthed
Despite this pleasant chit chat, there were still some fat drunk foul mouthed mongers about in Pattaya best avoided, probably done some time in prison before, used to getting their own way by being an habitual cunt. Oh well, not everyone is like that here in Pattaya, but you got to be careful, most just want to have a good time and forget about things back home for a while. Maybe even buy their Thai sweetheart a cuddly toy…
But you know some of them are in a rut, mental health issues as well. If they were in Pattaya permanently they would not last long. Back home all they look forward to is their next return to Pattaya.
Tahitian Queen Beach Road
After the Bodega bar experience I continue up second road and stop in the Nags head for some Pie and vegetables and with a beer only set me back 300 baht. Walk down to Beach road and there are alot less tourists around in Pattaya than years gone by. What is more apparent is groups of young Chinese males.
I check out the Tahitian Queen Gogo on Beach road, Pattaya’s longest running bar. And its always the same in the Tahitian Queen never seen a Thai girl I wanted to bar fine or even buy a lady drink.
Soi 7 Beer Bars
I then take a wander up soi 7 and check out some of the beer bars, its quite lively, the quantity of bars girls up soi 7 is pretty standard but the quality is close to zero, cant see one I want to barfine so call it a night my first night in Pattaya, breaking in but looks like quality pussy is going to be harder to come by than years gone by.