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My 500 Baht Slut in Chiang Mai

What’s going on guys? It’s Tim from Goodbye Boring Life again with another story from paradise.

Today I will tell you about the cheapest piece of pussy I ever drilled down here in Asia. This story takes place early in the morning two years ago in Chiang Mai.

Of course. I’m drilling free pussy from Thai Cupid all the time. But this was a hooker, and not a regular girl.

By the way. This story is from before I moved to Thailand. At this point I was a reckless and filthy dog that would fuck anything with two legs and a pair of tits.

If you want to learn more about Thailand naughty life, you can check out my Thailand sex guide, that way you don’t have to waste any precious time on your next holiday. If you want to meet chicks for free, I have you covered too.

The night started at Tawandang

I had been out all night with two Thai girls that I met the year before. We had been eating, drinking and dancing all night at Tawandang. Great place by the way.

Tawandang is a restaurant, pub, disco, nightclub, with an over sized scene with different shows all night long. To be honest. I don’t know how to explain it.

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You come to Tawandang, start of the night by eating delicious Thai food. Then the place will fill up more and more. At around 10 pm the staff will remove some of the tables and chairs, and people will start to dance and go crazy in tact with alcohol intake.

The place has a big fucking scene with different type of entertainment. When the entertainers have breaks, they will turn on some house music or EDM, turning it in to a temporary nightclub.

99% of people here are Thai. But that just makes it more fun in my opinion. If you’re white you’re going to have fun at Tawandang.

Driving back to the hotel 

At around 3 am, pretty beaten up by the dancing and drinking alcohol mindlessly. I drove back to the hotel. I know I’ve said before that you should never drink and drive in Thailand, and that people who does that are fucking idiots.

I still stand by that, but at this point in life I was a moron myself, and I didn’t give a shit about anything. I just wanted to have fun, fuck every women I could get my hands on, and repeat that until I went home. I had limited time in paradise, and I wanted to get as much as possible done before I had to go home to my miserable existence back home.

Meeting my cheap slut

When I was about to turn left into Loi Kroh Rd from Kotchasarn Rd. I noticed a girl sitting by herself on the sidewalk. She had a couple of tattoos and she was smoking a cigarette while she was poking off something from her high-heels.

My slut radar was already going off.

Well, my dick wont suck itself, so I parked my scooter, and sat down beside her.

I asked her what she was doing out so late alone? Nothing she answered. Hmm. Okaaay. I see a potential cocksucker here. 😀

I asked her if she wanted to join me back to Imperial Mae Ping Hotel, the hotel I was staying at for the night.

Do what?? she asked. Well. We could drink some beers from my minibar in the room, then you could suck my dick. Then I grabbed her arm, and placed it on my dick area so she could feel my boner.

She started to laugh while she said, oh my god you are crazy farang. How much you give me?

I said that if she did a great job, I would give her 500 baht. Up to you she answered.

She had her own motorbike, so I just told her to follow me. 😀

This girl was a little bit chubby, but she had a cute face and big tasty lips. Totally fuckable as I was a sex starving dog on a limited time in paradise. I had to fill up my pussy-quota before I went home. 😀

Filthy sluts sucking your dick = Just how I like it

When we got back to the hotel I started to feel tired pretty fast. After all I had been inside Tawandang for almost 8 hours drinking nasty Thai whisky and Singha with bacteria filled ice-cubes straight from the local farm. That takes it toll on you no matter what shape you’re in.

I had no time for bullshit so I told my temporary fuck toy to sit down on her knees. I asked her if she liked to suck dick, something she confirmed with a nick and a smile.

Well, that’s fucking fantastic my love. Because that’s exactly what you will do now. I opened up my jeans, curled out my semi-erected cum gun, and told her to start earning her money.

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I grabbed this chiang mai sluts hair and used my upper body strength to shove my dick all the way in her mouth while she was looking at me with a slightly confused face.

Then I took both my hands, grabbed her entire head, and started to fuck her face. While this was going on saliva from her mouth was dripping all over the floor. It was a disgusting scene, but I was drunk, so I didn’t give a shit quite honest.

She didn’t complain, so I guess everything is just fine. 😀

She has a boyfriend!

Then suddenly her phone called!! I could see on the display that it was a guy named Frank. He was probably in his 50’s considering the contact picture that popped up at the same time, with pink hearts all around his face. Wtf??

Who is that?? I asked, while I still had my dick in her mouth. Whoo? oooh. don’t wolly. It’s just my boyfriend, he’s in home country now. I call back later naaa.

Oh really….? Well, that’s fucking great, isn’t it? Your 50-year-old boyfriend calls you from Europe while I have my smelly unshowered cock deep down your throat… Is he maybe sending you money too to not work in a bar? You can only wonder…

You see. This is why you should never find a girlfriend in a BAR… Don’t be that moron. You can’t trust them.

You have no control over what she’s up to while you’re home. And if you’re unlucky, I have my dirty cum slinger deep down past her uvula while you are working your shitty overtime shift to send little Poi money.

Time to get to sleep – Can’t do this all night, right?

Anyways. I don’t have time to fuck this filthy little whore all night. To be honest I had no interest in this girl. I just had to satisfy my natural needs and get to sleep, because I was tired after a long and intense night with my two Thai friends.

She was still sitting in front of me, dressed, sucking on my dick.

I told her to get undressed. As soon as she was naked. I pulled her over to the bed, told her to get her ass up, I took my lube, poured a good chunk of it over her ass, and started to finger fuck her vagina.

I pulled up a condom from my pocket, took it on. And inserted my hard cock in her vagina. I pounded that pussy for a good five minutes before I told her to turn over.

I sat on her chest, wanked my self off and unleashed a big load of jizz all over her chest and face while I locked her hands over her head. Just beautiful!

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This slut from Chiang Mai smiled, told me that I was a naughty boy, while she cleaned my jizz off her face. Then I told her to jump in the shower.

Good girl. You did a great job and you have earned your money well! However I feel sorry for your ‘boyfriend’. But hey, that’s not my problem!

I don’t know if its possible to get hookers for 500 baht anymore in Thailand. It’s probably possible if you go for the most worn out freelancers skunk that is possible to find, but I don’t think it will be a good experience most of the time.

Of course, if you just need to release som pressure. Why not? A ugly girl can give just as good blow-job as a cute girl. Don’t be so picky about the visuals. You’re not going to marry this girl anyways.

Anyways. That’s my story on the cheapest hooker I ever had. You can check out more stuff like this on my website Goodbye Boring Life.

One thought on “My 500 Baht Slut in Chiang Mai”

  1. Norwegian Tim said :
    > I was a reckless and filthy dog that would fuck anything with two legs

    I don’t know why you are specifically excluding amputees or tarts with birth defects. That (those) stumps can be very erotic. I recommend watching ‘Boxing Helena’.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing_Helena

    How about midgets ? I saw one outside a club in Walking Street about a year ago.

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