Las Palmas to Havana Dreaming
My first night in Las Palmas Gran Canaria on the Canary Islands and my dreams were trying to compensate for the lack of available pussy and mongering available. My dreams were telling me to walk to Centro, yeah just walk to Centro. I mean Centro in Havana is only over 4000 miles away. Wishful dreaming, cheap and easy mongering. I guess it was the Spanish language Las Palmas and Havana have in common. Between dream state and being awake I was also considering cutting the trip to Las Palmas short and flying home to London.
Even with no pussy in Las Palmas, what would I do at home all week? wank in front of the computer over some porn? No, better to rise to the challenge and hunt down some pussy in Las Palmas and do some tourist stuff. What was not helping was that the weather was not that good and the forecast for the week was not promising either.
Nice enough cooked breakfast in the Concorde hotel restaurant in the early morning, bacon, eggs, fresh bread and coffee and a great view of Las Palmas beach below. Shame about the clouds above but now I was going to enjoy a long walk along Las Palmas beach. Over the week I intended to do alot of walking along the beach to compensate for the lack of walking I do back at home sat in an office all week. Walking along the beach in the morning with a camera in my hand is another hobby I enjoy.
Even with the wind and the rain, the climate in Las Palmas is mild at worst, day and night you wont feel cold in shorts and a t-shirt but unfortunately once or twice I had to take shelter from the rain.
The rain when it came never lasted that long. Las Palmas beach is approx 2.5 KM long and each morning I would walk from one end to other. I walk back down to the other far end of Las Palmas beach and up through the streets to check things out.
Maybe my luck is changing I think I have discovered a Pole lap dancing club in Las Palmas. Perhaps I can whittle away the night being entertained in a good lap dancing club. I make my way back to the Concorde hotel and need to do some Las Palmas mongering research on the internet and the international sex guide.
Las Palmas Tinder
Back in my hotel room I give Tinder a go in Las Palmas. I set the distance to 10 miles, switch on the GPS and let Tinder search for some suitable chicas. I have used Tinder at home but with little success. I like the concept of Tinder, but you have to link it to your facebook profile. You set the distance and the age range and Tinder hunts for suitable girls. Tinder will present your profile to girls who are also searching in the same vicinity and in your age range.
So if a girl pops up 18 years old she has set her age range for you too, so hit like. You only get notified of a match, if you both like each other. So they wont know you like them unless they like you. I have never met anyone off Tinder, not yet back at home in England. But when you travel you can quickly tap into the local dating scene.
Maybe I would get lucky on Tinder in Las Palmas. With a local beautiful Spanish girl with a lovely hairy latina bush. I have noticed at home on Tinder some young girls pop up on a Friday night where they say they are looking for a sugar daddy. But not nailed one of these girls yet off Tinder.
I still tend to find more what I am looking for off Craigslist. Maybe Craigslist needs to employ the same type of technology that Tinder is using. Where the profiles are anonymous until we decide to reveal ourselves to each other. In Las Palmas a few girls popped up and I hit Like. Now I would wait and see if any had mutual feelings.
Las Palmas Casa’s
From research it seemed the only viable alternative for some whore mongering in Las Palmas was tapping into the local casa scene. There was suppose to be around 10 reputable casas in my area in Las Palmas off and around Plaza De Espana.
I compiled a mongering map of Las Palmas where I list all the known casas and points of interest. Casa’s are basically brothels, In Las Palmas they are often just private residences. you ring the bell or the outside door is already open and an older Madame will lead you into a comfy room with a big sofa where you sit down and wait for the girls to present themselves to you.
The madame will often offer you a drink, even a beer, but beware, if you accept this drink, you feel more indebted to say yes to one of the girls rather than no to all of them. Offering you a nice drink is more a marketing ploy rather than a selfless gesture of goodwill. While sat on the couch, the available girls at the time will be paraded in front of you one by one. The number of working girls available will run from zero to 5 at most. After which the madame will ask you which one you want to see. Choose your girl or politely leave. Prices will range from 50 euros to 100 euros for 30 minutes inside a casa depending on sexual services required.
GuiaSex Escorts Las Palmas
So the plan was to hit a few casas in around Las Palmas, I was horny in need of a good fuck and my balls were getting heavy, it was starting to effect my walk and not least my thinking. From research it would seem the most recommend escort site for Las Palmas was GuiaSex Las Palmas. Dolls House looked like one of the best casas in Las Palmas and was only a short walk from my hotel. Alas it was closed on Sundays! Another Las Palmas escort site worth checking out is Servicios X. GuiaSex and Servicios X basically have the Las Palmas, Gran Canaria and the Canary Islands P4P sex scene wrapped up. From the P4P girls I had seen so far available in Las Palmas I had not been impressed. Hopefully these other casas would have a better selection.
The eye of the beholder and Relativity
When I think of some of the beautiful latina and ebony girls I have fucked in places like Sosua in the Dominican and San Jose in Costa Rica I was expecting something comparable. I guess alot of the tourists in Las Palmas are seniors restricting their holidays to the canary islands and the Mediterranean. I mean for them these girls would seem young and exotic. But to me they were fat, mature and past it. I wanted something alot better else my money was staying put in my wallet.
Las Palmas City Tour
To better get my bearings around Las Palmas that afternoon I took a ride on the open top city sightseeing bus tour for 18 euros. Not one of the best bus tours I have been on and once or twice the heavens decided to open up while on top with my DLSR out. Not the kind of weather for relaxing on the beach.
Taking the bus tour early on in your trip can be a good way to spot some clubs, bars or strip joints, but I not notice much other than some great views over the port area of Las Palmas.
After the uneventful bus tour I stop off in Lolitas in Parque De Santa Catalina, no not the blowjob bar, its a restaurant with good reviews on google maps and nearby places. Enjoy a pizza and a few beers and watch the day go by. Just tourists and locals going about their business, nothing seedy or underhand.
My mind wanders, seems most of the casas are closed on a Sunday but tonight may stake out where a few of the casas are located at least and have a drink at Plaza Espana and check out the scene there. Tomorrow I would visit some of the casas and hopefully meet a chica to my liking.
I start to get a couple of responses off Tinder, one girl not look bad, a mulatto chica living in Las Palmas mid thirties and we exchange a couple of messages. Turns out she lives two blocks away from the Concorde hotel, I want to meet but she is currently working. Maybe my luck is turning, I may get to find what I am looking for off Tinder, aware many of these girls may also be looking for a financial reward or are in fact semi pro.
Not A Good Night
That evening in Las Palmas walk down the promenade and it pisses it down with rain and have to run to take shelter. Not good, I had not traveled 2000 miles for more of the same I get back home. Stopped off at a restaurant and got served luke warm food and then learnt the Pole dance club is for learning to dance with Pole Dance just being one of the options. Not a late night venue with a bevvy of young beauties wanting to lap dance for you and get naked for a few Euros!
Stop off in another seedy club near Catalina called Bar Gala and just A few English punters inside entertaining a few of the girls who not look to bad but the punters were being taken for a ride buying champagne and all that shit. They bring the same fat black hooker over from the other bar to talk to me. I go to leave and they want me to pay from my beer again. I tell them I already paid when it was served. Eventually the bar girl remembers. Thought it was going to turn ugly for a minute. WTF! Perhaps I will cut my loses and fly home early.
The Tinder girl is back online and sends me some pictures of herself. Some a little saucy and sexually provocative. She likes me and I think game might be on. I ask her to come out and meet me, but she tells me she is in bed, so I invite myself round!
She hesitates but then gives me her address. I am outside but she tells me she lives with her mum so cant invite me upstairs. Not sure I believe this, she tells me she is not a whore, but I have my doubts. She just waves at me from her window and promises to meet me tomorrow. Another night in Las Palmas and no pussy, my balls a little heavier.
Mongers, a question to you. Have any of you had any luck off Tinder or any other similar mobile phone apps? Would love to hear about them in the comments below and maybe learn something? Maybe apps like Tinder are the future for not just dating but P4P activities too.