Taxi from Bangkok to Pattaya sets me back 1500 baht. Im staying in the Sunshine Residences up soi 8 off Beach road in Pattaya. Soi 8 is pretty much central location in Pattaya right in the heart of the mongering action and the Sunshine residence was at a bargain price.
Day 1 – Not Impressed
Checkin to the Sunshine residence up soi 8 and not overly impressed with my room or the hotel. But you get what you pay for. The bed was OK, so was the TV and WiFi. Lots of Indians staying there, I guess because it was cheap. A few years back you would never seen Indians down soi 8. Many with their wifes and families too. Felt strange, felt different.
My first night in Pattaya and I do the rounds. The usual chronic cheap charlies in the beer bars along Beach Road. Try a few Gogos. the Nevada, Tahitan queen and the two Silver Stars up soi 8 and soi 7. Not impressed with the girls on offer either. Quality has taken a nose dive or its just the wrong time of year.
Day 2 – Boring
The breakfast in the Sunshine residence is good, the pool not bad, but the noise level terrible. Especially from Indians on the corridor into the early hours of the morning. I would not stay here again for this reason alone. A monger needs his rest and beauty sleep. I go on walkabout again around Pattaya. Up to soi buakhao and third road. Spend the best part of the day trying to relax on the busy Pattaya beach.
That evening check out soi 6, but not see any girls worth barfining. I then head down to soi 2, nothing happening and then a baht bus up to Walking street. Try a few gogos, Secrets, Champion and Madarin. Pussy stunt shows with ping pong balls and razor blades. Its so boring sitting in a gogo with only unattractive girls to look at.
Day 3 – Fuglies
Another day on Pattaya beach and then that evening try a few beer bars along second road making my way up to Soi LK Metro. Just fuglies working the beer bars. I mean the beer bar girls are so fat old and ugly I felt physically sick.
I do a gogo crawl through soi LK Metro. Soi LK Metro is the new mongering hot spot in Pattaya now as Walking street turns over to mainstream tourism. Must be about 15 gogos operating within Soi LK Metro now. The best gogo IMHO was Bachelor but the seating is all wrong. Just not getting the horn with the girls on offer. Three nights in Pattaya and not lost my cherry.
Day 4 – Crap Massage
I had noticed some nice looking woman outside massage paradise off soi buakhao and returned today to check it out. Take a pretty girl upstairs, grubby little cubicle with curtain and dirty mattress on the floor, very uninspiring. Will check out the rooms first in the future. This girl then not do blowjob so change girl.
Massage was crap, blowjob not bad but wanted me to cum after a couple of minutes. When I start to cum she just stop. They think this is enough, I am expecting them to continue until my balls are empty and her face is plastered and mouth full and dripping out. It rarely works out like that, only in our minds, our fantasies. Pattaya is crap!
Soi Diamond, Super Baby
That night still not satisfied I head out and check the beer bars along soi 7, nothing happening. Then take a baht bus to Drinking Street. One cute girl working in Drinking street but ignores me. Getting some bad vibes off some Arabic guys playing pool so decide to leave. There are alot of cunts on holiday in Pattaya, you need to be careful, but you dont need to share the same bar with them.
I check out the Soapy massage parlours but no girls I find attractive in the FishBowls. Baht bus back to Walking street and along soi Diamond and into Super Baby Agogo. Often bar fined from super baby before on previous trips to Pattaya always some nice girls.
Even in Super baby the girls were not good then suddenly I notice one right down my street. She darker girl, got little lacy panties on and I can see she got a dark bush below. Im getting horny looking at her so call her over for a lady drink and an interview. She speak good English, in the dark she look very beautiful, sultry and sexy, she is half Malaysian.
She tell me she just start working in Pattaya, come down from Bangkok due to curfew. Only work Japanese bars. Never been with farang before, I will be her first. Who really knows the truth of what bar girls tell you. She looks like she is going to be fun though so I barfine her and baht bus back to my hotel.
Barfine was 600 baht and girls fee for short time is 2000 baht which has to be paid upfront to the bar. No problem with Sunshine residence being girl friendly not even need to register her. Good fuck with her, but not kissing me properly, we exchange contact details. At last lost my cherry in Pattaya, mongering has been really bad this season. Not sure if its down to bad luck or just a general decline of quality pussy available in Pattaya.
Day 5 – No girls I like
Start the night off down soi 6 but no girls I like. Check out the Honey 1 massage but no girls I like. Back up to Walking street to try a few more Gogos.
If only you could barfine some of the greeters, the eye candy, the girls who work outside enticing you in. I try Angel Witch, but no girls I like, I am running out of energy and out of options. I decide to take a massage down second road. The girl not even want to massage me, just goes straight for my balls wants to make some money.
Day 6-7, Girlfriend Experience
My last weekend in Pattaya and the non pro girl I had met in Bangkok comes down. I nearly cancel this as not want to get involved but she was already on the bus. We agreed I would pay her 4000 baht for the weekend with me paying the bar tab as well.
It went well enjoyed her company, the best option considering the bar girls available in Pattaya. My girlfriend from Bangkok stood out like a healthy thumb. It felt good showing her off. Better places to take your girlfriend than Pattaya though.