London Calling

London Mongering?

I am in London for the week on a IT course. Staying in a hotel along Kensington High Street all expenses paid except for any entertainment I may indulge in. Im moving around on foot and by tube in the evening. Can anyone suggest where I can find some good whore mongering in London? Have to take it easy on my feet due to breaking my foot in Pattaya on my last trip.

Sussex Gardens

Last night I walked down Sussex gardens and saw nothing. Ok around 9pm, is this too early? I then went to Edgware road, nothing. In the late nineties, the phone boxes were plastered with cards of exotic ladies – they were good too. Whats happened to all the cards? How are these ladies plying their trade now? Maybe I will try Sohotonight, but this place is a rip off. Any good lap dancing clubs, just want some girly entertainment?

I found a prostitute call card in Kensington, rang it up, she wanted £150 if I came to her, £250 if she came to me, or £600 for the night! a little too expensive on my budget!

Soho Red Light District

I walked around London’s Red Light District Soho a couple of nights ago and was approached by one crook after another. Mostly black guys. The area to me is as bad as it has always been. Still plenty of little clubs with a sexy( east European girl ) standing outside inviting you in. For the uninitiated – it does look inviting. But be well advised to not enter. £5 to get in £500 to get back out.

Beautiful London sluts

My first experience in Soho was early 1995. I first went into a Soho peep show where you paid by the minute I gave the doorman some money up front for about 5 minutes and entered a room, a girl stripped off in front of me and then when my 5 minutes was up the guy banged on the door. You can wank sat in the chair if you want, the girl beckons for you to get your cock out. All well and good I thought.

Soho Clip Joint

I then went into one of those strip clubs or clip joints after one of those pretty door girls from eastern europe told me I could have a beer and watch some strippers for about £5. Sounded good. Went in, the girl sat next to me, and they brought a beer over and then demanded a £100. Well I only had £25 pounds on me. I told them to fuck off and proceeded to leave. Then these big guys appeared from the shadows and took my £25. They then went through my pockets. I told them I needed a fare to get back home and nice of them they gave me back £5!

Soho Street Scam

Later on I was then approached by a guy in the street, older white guy who told me he could take me to some beautiful Chinese girls. Just what the doctor suggested I thought, he said £60 for 1 hour. Even escorted me to the ATM( I had hidden my ATM card). Then we went to one of those entrances with the ‘Model’ sign outside walk-up, went upstairs with him. He said money up front, like an idiot I gave it to him. He then returned and said the girls will now come and get me and walked out. Yes with my money and no honey. I was hustled big time!

I knocked on the ‘models’ door, a very attractive black girl answered and told her what had happened. She said it happens all the time, she was willing to go and get the police, but not something I wanted to do. I still went with her, for about 25. But very quick. Problem is I had not been in one of these brothels before so did not know the setup.

Well I came home the end of that day and felt totally devastated that I had been done not once but twice. If something sounds to good to be true then it probably is. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

The funny thing is the first time I was in Bangkok, NEP, the first Gogo, I was almost expecting a repeat of scam to be ripped off big time. But in Thailand they know how to provide real adult entertainment. Its a shame, the red-light area of Soho could be a real little hub of entertainment and bring in alot of tourist cash. I dont understand why it continues to operate the way it does. What do the vice quad do?

Exotic Babes semipros

In 1997, a couple of times I wandered out of Paddington station after returning from working in the west country. And ended up on the Edgware road lots of Arab shops down this way. Quite busy. Was in the daytime. The phone boxes then somewhere down the road were plastered with prostitute call cards. Most girls were black/Arab/Indian/Asian etc – very exotic. This was around 1997. I had never traveled then like I have now. This was the area I had my first Thai girl – she was gorgeous!

Then I had my first Indian girl here – she was a 10, I mean it guys a real fucking stunner and fucked really good too. They were both students living in some big flats with a kind of underpass through it where the road was. They all seemed to be operating from here. ‘Sussex house‘ seems to spring to mind, may have been where it begins to join with Sussex gardens. Anybody know where I mean? It was nearly 10 years ago now, fuck where does all the time go. It really was good there. Around the £50 for a good session with a real exotic babe! If there has been a crackdown, I would guess the girls just find new places and ways to ply their trade.

Some London Recommendations:

If I were you, I would log in to Punternet.com, get to the announcement boards, look for party organisers, like Natashaparties, Lady Marmalade, or Sacredrose parties. Go then to their website, check the time and location of the parties, check the girls, and choose one of them. What you will get is 2 hours of fucking as much as you can for around 100 £. Only caveat: there is no privacy, and the girl might well give a BBBj to another guy while you fuck her.. But believe me, it’s as fun as with 2girls from Eden Club in Bangkok (if you choose properly).

Shepherds Market

The best place IMHO is Mayfair- the little mews streets behind Hilton International Park Lane, a number of which are pedestrianized. There is a pub called the Grapes there- right in the middle of it all. In the mews streets there are houses with ‘model’ signs and open front doors- go up the stairs, ring the bell, and you can check out the merchandise and have a pop if you feel like it. Its almost unbelievably blatant and easy, give it a go. The area is called Shepherd’s Market. Its actually one of the nicest parts of town.

Directions: Hyde Park Corner, or Green park are nearest tube. If you walk form Hyde Park Corner on Piccadilly towards Piccadilly Circus, it’s just on your left.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

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