Stag Weekend in Barcelona
I went to Barcelona first time in March 2004, flew with Ryan Air from Stanstead to Genoa which is then about a two hour coach journey to Barcelona. I went on a stag weekend with a bunch of geezers I mostly didn’t know. My friend was getting married to a local girl he had met while we were both in Goa India, two years previous.
Las Ramblas Hostel
We all stayed in a hostel for the weekend in an alley off Las Ramblas – I think it is called – big statue of Christopher Columbus at the bottom!
We arrived on the Friday evening and it was dark and had some problems finding the place. Inside it was very basic not much better than a prison cell, I imagine. The best man who had organised the stag weekend in Barcelona was trying to keep the costs down, but it was going to be an experience.
Night out in Barcelona
We settled into the hostel, I was sharing a double bed with some other asian guy who seemed cool, another computer geek.
Went in some bars down the alleys near our hostel mostly with north Africans in them offering cocaine hashish etc. Relaxed in the bar and sunk a few beers. Well we all went out that night and ended up splitting up ending up in various nightclubs mostly around the Las Ramblas area. Tried chatting up a few younger brit girls out for the weekend too, but the usual nightclub response and could not hear myself think.
African Street hookers
About 3am decided to head back to the hostel with the guy I was sharing the room with. While purchasing some water to take back to the hostel from a kiosk on the Las Ramblas we were approached by some black street hookers. Some of the black whores working the Las Ramblas were really good looking. I think most of them are from Nigeria. Asking would I like a blowjob?
Well the answer as usual was “yes” I would very much. The guy I was with was up for a street blowjob too. The African girls working Las Ramblas do this with condoms basically anywhere on the street, cost 20 Euros.
back ally blowjob
We both stood in a car park stairway being sucked off by these hookers. I noticed another guy further down having the same treatment, god there were African girls giving blowjobs all over the place.
A decent couple walk pass us as they go to collect their car. I notice the girl smiling. The Barcelona hookers are very experienced at their job and basically don’t give a shit. They put the condoms on with their mouths and every 20 seconds or so, spit out.
Short time hotel Anal
My African hooker asked me if I wanted to fuck her? We decided to goto a short time hotel where she said for another 20 Euros I could fuck her in the arse – some anal! I took her up on this and we made our way back on Las Ramblas where I pay 12 euros for a room in a short time hotel.
I was quite drunk really and I fucked something, cant be sure if it was up her arse though! Could not help noticing my fat belly in the mirror as I fucked her from behind, she was making the right noises and continued to spit on the floor of our room. I was going to stay in this hotel as it beat the hostel and having to share the bed with some strange guy. But not sure if this was an option, or just for the hour? For a total price of 50 euros though not a bad experience, a street blowjob, short time hotel and anal sex. The black girl my wingman was with those was stunning, I really wanted to fuck that African whore too, she knew what was on my mind, maybe tomorrow night? I had cum now.
Las Ramblas Pickpockets
There were plenty of african girls down Las Ramblas in the early hours of the morning, prime time for drunker tourists coming out of all the Barcelona nightclubs making their way back to the cheap accommodation that is located around Las Ramblas.
These African girls are only there in the very early hours of the morning it seems, I not notice any in the daytime. Most of these African girls work in pairs, one grabs hold of you on the street and their hands are looking for a wallet in your pocket, so beware of this! If she finds it she will pass it to her friend who will walk off or empty it of its contents and pass it back well she will return it to your pocket unnoticed. They are pros at pickpocket too and its far more lucrative than sucking tourist cocks down some dark ally.
A few guys in the stag party the next morning said their wallets had gone missing, I knew where they had been. One of them was telling a story that he fought off a couple of muggers. Just didnt tell us they were black and female.
I had a terrible hangover in the morning. That day we take a walk down the beach and just relax and chill out in a few bars and watch the day go by.
Managed to find an Irish pub and we all had a huge cooked breakfast, felt alot better after that, ready for our second night out in Barcelona. For March the sun was out and quite warm in the day.
Las Ramblas Strip Clubs
On our last night in Barcelona we just went to a few strip clubs and sex clubs again mostly off the Las Ramblas, not bad entertainment – the girls were mostly Russian and eastern European rather than Spanish I think in here. But I was happy to just sit and watch the girls strip off tonight. A few of the Russian strippers were cute and you could take the girls to a private room if you wanted. But with so many witnesses I just watched the show.
That night back in the hostel the guy im sharing the bed with, decided to put his arms around me. I had to wake him up. We all laughed about it the next morning. At the wedding a few months later, I tell his girlfriend about it. I say lucky he was not horny! She replied Oh there is very little chance of that. Little did she know that he liked to be sucked off in the car park by a black street hooker. Its a funny world!
Saw very few of the local talent Spanish I mean! Did not really do any mongering research on Barcelona before going on the stag weekend – I was still in love with my Thai girlfriend but I did enjoy Barcelona. An enjoyable weekend with some unexpected mongering action.
This report details more the cheap options of mongering in Barcelona. There are some expensive brothels in and around Barcelona with beautiful girls working from all over the world, but these are expensive like 300 euros a pop! They come and go, check the world sex forums for the best sex clubs to goto if your in Barcelona.